There's an irony in there somewhere

Last week, someone repainted our parking lot. When I arrived on Tuesday, I found fresh, bright lines marking the spaces, and two new additions: handicapped spaces! Of course, we've always had them -- goes with the wheelchair ramp -- but they've never been marked before.

But I wouldn't be writing about it here unless something goofy happened. What is it? They painted the handicapped symbol on the wrong space.

It should be the one next to the wheelchair ramp. But it's not.

Same as it ever was.

Coupons...of the future!

We received several calls tonight regarding coupons that just dropped. They advertise our new addition to the menu: boneless chicken wings. Excitement is high, calls were coming in from new customers -- the boneless wings are a hit!

Except, of course, for the fact that we won't have the boneless wings for another week. The coupons went out a week early.

Oops.