With friends like these

Of course, not all the idiots are on the opposite side of the counter. There are plenty of dolts who end up on our payroll. And frankly, they're a lot more annoying than the customers.

During one lunch buffet, we became unexpectedly busy. Big Boss happened to glance at the parking lot and saw that someone had parked their car poorly, taking up several spaces and impeding other customers. Cursory investigation revealed that one our of waitresses owned the car in question.

Big Boss went to the waitress. "Can you move your car?" he said. "You're blocking the spaces." She nodded, and then proceeded to...not do it.

A short while later, Big Boss asked her again. She agreed again, and then again didn't do it.

Big Boss again confronted her. "Will you move your car? Please?" The incoming customers were quickly filling the available spaces, and more were on the way.

So the waitress walked outside, got into her car, pulled it out of the space...and drove away. She just went home.

Never came back.