It could be worse -- you could give her a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels

I came in today to find a new sign in our window. It's advertising Pizza Place gift cards, which are nice if you're into that kinda thing.

But since it's not enough to just sell the cards, they have to try to tie it into a holiday -- in this case, Valentine's Day. "Give your special someone the gift of great taste!" the sign declares.

I'm no expert on romance, but I'm willing to bet that a Pizza Place gift card is not the right direction to go as far as Valentine's gifts go. Just sayin'.