Sunday, May 11, 2008

If your next word is "tumescence," I'm out of here

One of the waitresses was writing something today -- something for a class of some kind. Since I'm the source of all human knowledge, she turned to me for spelling advice.

She asked for assistance on spelling...
  • Arouse.
  • Peeking.
  • Ravenous.
  • Insertion.
  • Pulverize.
  • Tremor.
  • Shudder.
  • Convulse.
I don't even want to know what she was writing about.

1 comment:

Lucas said...

Clearly, she was writing a report about bonobos.

So tumescence will be in there somewhere, too.