Survival stories from the bowels of customer service
Sunday, May 11, 2008
If your next word is "tumescence," I'm out of here
One of the waitresses was writing something today -- something for a class of some kind. Since I'm the source of all human knowledge, she turned to me for spelling advice.
She asked for assistance on spelling...
Arouse.
Peeking.
Ravenous.
Insertion.
Pulverize.
Tremor.
Shudder.
Convulse.
I don't even want to know what she was writing about.
1 comment:
Clearly, she was writing a report about bonobos.
So tumescence will be in there somewhere, too.
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