Thursday, March 20, 2008

Definition theatre

Overhead: a conversation between Mini Boss and a woman at the counter.

MINI BOSS: I need you to sign your credit card receipt, please.

WOMAN: [no response; not visibly paying attention]

MINI BOSS: I need you to sign your credit card receipt, please.

WOMAN: Hey -- I'm not illiterate. I heard you.

*facepalm*

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