Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Trying too hard

In order to be an effective influence on the souls of the living, Satan would need to blend in. I mean, if you knew he was Satan, you wouldn't listen to anything he said, right? Unfortunately, our Satan doesn't quite have a handle on that.

A few Sundays ago, business had evaporated, and the crew was sitting around watching television. The Transporter 2, of all things, was on, and we sat around kinda-sorta watching it but not really.

Satan walked in and approached us. He looked at the television and said, with dead seriousness, "Oh, I love this movie. What is this?"

*facepalm*

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