Friday, December 14, 2007

There are only two choices, sir, and that's not one of them

I got this one about fourteen times tonight:

"Will this order be for pickup or for delivery?"
"Yes."
"..."

See also:

"Will you be paying with cash or with a credit card?"
"Yes."
"..."
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2 comments:

Bcfunder said...

To be fair the answer to the second question is entirely valid.

December 17, 2007 at 12:21 AM
Lucas said...

Once a guy sitting at a bar orders a bison burger, because bison is tastier than beef but has the same saturated fat as a skinless chicken breast, and he wants one.

The bartender asks him "You want cheese with that?", and the dumbass says, "Yes."

After a beat, the bartender dryly lists cheese options and I say cheddar.

I mean, the dumbass says cheddar.

Bison burgers are delicious, is the point of this story.

December 17, 2007 at 8:37 AM

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