Friday, January 18, 2008

I must regretfully decline your invitation

The drivers are not allowed to enter our customers' houses. There's never a reason to, but the rule is there. Can't have a driver walk into somebody house and get jumped by fifteen guys.

But some people seem to desperately want us to come in. And it's never very inviting.

Nine o' clock at night, no lights on outside, no lights on inside, a voice deeper than the grave says, "You can come innnnnn...."

I decline. And of course, they get angry. Because that's what customers do.

"We're not gonna bite or nothin'! Damn!"

I'll have to take your word for it.

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