I suppose we could be charging Annoying Douchenozzle tax

I can't be happy, really. The only customers who annoy me more than the ones who don't know anything are the ones that know too much. The real smarmy guys, who act like King Shit 'cause they've ordered from us before.

"Thank you for calling Pizza Place, can I help you?"
"Yes, I'd like a large pepperoni pizza, for pickup. Thin crust. My name is John, my phone number is 555-5678, it'll be $8.61 and I'll be there in ten minutes."

Prick.

So when Big Boss raised prices last week, it threw a nice boulder in their path.

"Thank you for calling Pizza Place, can I help you?"
"Yes, I'd like a large pepperoni pizza, for pickup. Thin crust. My name is John, my phone number is 555-5678, it'll be $8.61 and I'll be there in ten minutes."
"Your total is $9.65, and it'll be ten or fifteen minutes."
"...Isn't the total $8.61?"
"No, sir. It's $9.65."
"...Are you sure?"
"Yes, sir."
"...Did the price go up?"

Well, let's see. Is the amount you owe higher than it used to be? Then what do you think?

Prick.