Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Read the friggin' sign!

I took a delivery out into the sticks yesterday. According to my odometer, it was six miles away from Pizza Place -- .2 miles of that trip consisting of their driveway.

As I walked back to my car, their neighbors rushed over to me.

"Do you guys deliver out here?"

Good lord. I'm standing here, aren't I? Then:

"What pizza place are you from?"

I looked back at my car, adorned as it was with the big white Pizza Place sign. I thought about the Pizza Place logo on my shirt. And hat.

Neighbor #2, thankfully, stepped in to answer for me.

"He's from Pizza Conglomerate!"

*facepalm*

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