Wednesday, February 20, 2008

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em

Overheard at Pizza Place:

DUMBEST WAITRESS: I used to bet on football. But I lost a bunch of money.

MINI BOSS: That's because you didn't know what teams to bet on.

DUMBEST WAITRESS: Yes, I did!

MINI BOSS: Then...why did you lose?

DUMBEST WAITRESS: [indecipherable moaning, unrecognizable as human speech]

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